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    8/15/2008

    中国金牌胜过美国八法(绝对yc)

    1.美国的强项比较集中于田径和游泳,这两个大项金牌最多,而且优势运动员可以称霸多个项目,这次菲尔普斯更是在泳池中参加八个项目,离八金只剩两步之遥。反观中国的优势项目,体操和跳水算是单人夺金数多的了,像举重无悬念只能得一金。这明显是大大的不公平。所以,需要规定,每人每届只能拿一块奖牌,其他可以参加,但是拿到的统统不算。
    2.上面的方法难免有点拖泥带水,更彻底的是干脆取消田径和游泳,让这两个作为表演项目。
    3.既然田径游泳可以一人多金,那么我们的优势项目当然也应该可以。比如三人跳水,四人跳水,男女混双跳水等等,排列组合一下,哗哗哗哗,金牌统统到手。(写这个的时候,正好看到joke上一个类似的,泰国要求除了男子女子项目,要加上人妖组-_-b)。
    4.菲尔普斯既然那么nb,眼看八块金牌就要到手,那么我们联合全世界人民,在他游过去的时候,牺牲一个人游到他的泳道,等他回来的时候抱住他。以此类推,其他比赛也可以如法炮制,以后New York Times上的新闻说不定就是:“力抗世界,本届奥运金牌实现0的突破”。
    5.第四个方法比较邪恶,有违运动精神。我们也可以想其他方法缩小差距,比如只能报名参赛,但是不能报特定项目,一律到奥运村之后抽签,抽到比啥就比啥。想一下菲尔普斯射击,姚明体操,科比打乒乓的情形,不是也很有趣的么。唯一的缺点就是随机性太大。
    6.中国人的优势是啥?是人多!奥运是全世界的盛会,为了把“全世界”体现出来,所以金牌算法应该这样,金牌数/参加比赛的运动员数*人口数。奥运体现的是综合国力,人口也是综合国力的指标之一嘛。
    7.面对强敌,分化对手比强化自己往往更有效。所以,我们不妨煽动菲尔普斯等一些名将独立,上届他们35,一拆二就是17第二也没戏了。(他独立的话,截止今天中午,他在奖牌榜可以排第六-_-b)
    8.上述方法都不是一锤定音的,最好的办法是:现在就灭了火炬,奥运闭幕!

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    很有创意!
    Aug. 15

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